Spider man spider man Spidey does what Spidey can..
But does spidey really can?
Squirt em’ webs and shag em’ babes, but of-course he can.

Yeah yah late again with the review, knowsky but ain’t me fault, hard to be the fuck’n press in the land of the free when ya’re locked in yar apartment eatin’ em roaches and drinkin’ potato juice.

Who the hell this spidish-Spidey-Spider|Man you ask , is it some kind of eight legged mutation , fast food delivery service perhaps ?
Damn you for your lack of this information and sure pity the fool who ain’t been allowed to read no comics watch TV nor play em’ Shitty comic based video gamesky.
Tellya tha truth me Got no idea how you got on the WEB (get it ? WEB HAHA ! funnyness!!) Poor child you’re m’mboyo but ya sure avoided yer Facist father’s sight and crawled trough em’ pipes so ya deserve apriciation.

Directed by Sam Raimi SpiderMan got whola lotta goody camera-work, tho some of this goodie camera work’s ruined by not too well animated spidey model that’s runin’ and jumpin’ on screen, in one particular scene in a top camera perspective view el la ol’ monkey with sugar on top style you stop noticin’ this when movie reaches tha “lec’ put some explosions on screen and show em’ fine nipples” point sure a good point , glad for nipples the nation was. Lec’ kick the beat Mushroom huntin’.

While the Script’s dialogues weren’t as yee as the Directing and acting (with em’ shitty dialogues) This movie provided whola’lots o’ entertainment with sugar on top and a sequel with tugriki ahead.

After all this movie is a nice effort glad they chosen Raimi to direct and tha tart Boy to be Spidey cuz these are sure good people to put blame on in case o’ a failure ,and nobody could sure replace the best part o’ this movie Willem Defoe, a good Comics adaptation I say silly as ever and sure fun .

Watch this in theatre if ya didn’t already and can avoid em’ Computer Science Graduates that sure “know” ya from somewhere.
(and anyway I’m probably tha latest mofo in world watchin’ this’a)

We at tha ‘Pigies shelter will be Soon announcin’ a Comptetion so sure stay Sticky (or however they phrase it).

And for now we got the ‘Guess the Competition’ Competition that’s right!
If you think you know what competition full o’ awards and monkeyness this could be sure contact and ya might win somethin’ chewable or chewablen’t. but shh ic’ secret.