Lilo & Stitch

Director: Dean DeBlois , Chris Sanders
Writer: Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois
Review Post Date: 3.1.2003
Starring:
Daveigh Chase ,Tia Carrere ,David Ogden Stiers ,Kevin McDonald ,Chris Sanders...

Reviewed by Your Casual Reviewer

Multiki , Animation is the king of the nation ! (along with another xyz-tion)...

Keeping the Alien phase for our current future we provide you with more Alienative content  you can handle , hatful of shoes and shoesful of hat.

Lilo is a Hawaiian red right hand Indian (aren't them aborigines native Americans ?) anyway lets forgive me for my historical ignorance.. all I know is that all Caecilians are partially niggers and enough is enough, Stitch is an Extraterrestrial that is keeping the tradition , finding a woman that shares Yogurt and Caramel with him escaping other Lawful Extraterrestrials who peruse him since he's the illegal creation of a genetics Alienative Professor.

Sound similar to you ? well this since the current scenario is not much different on some current cults that provide you with aliens and genetic clones and all happens to-fuck'n-night! .. seems someone is lacking ideas :0,

And them Hawaiians are wrong, very wrong :
"Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten." .. Ohana let me tellya means no family and nobody in behind or forgotten , Ohana means THIS retard superstar soccer player that what it means.

Lilo and Stitch opens extraordinary and shame it can't follow a path it besets, there's no expanding of the experience which is a shame , maybe won't loose interest but odds are that you'll loose the smile on your face that the first half of the movie provides.

Considering this gets dramatic somewhere in between and this not all about smiles , some children could get mentally involved and shit their dippers , that I'de have to  advice on Always(TM) ultra with the wings , this helps , I know.

Technically the animation is very nice and smooth with very good lightning ,The characters are full with spirit (at least most of them who are not cliche of themselves) and stitch performs all the kung-fu I practiced for years just as a real Che-XYZ, very silly , very very jumpative.

The Musical Score also begins very innovatively and looses the heart-beating  tempo it sets from the beginning , but don't get me wrong : great work has been put on the score and I still got some of it in head.

Generally Lilo and Stitch is good entertainment for stupid children and their respected parents , it's just that it could be so much more than it turned to bee.

And don'tya forget : Children are stupid , parents are respective!.. Foreva'!

rememba elvis and voodoo dolls for your playmates.

Rated:
3 Sheep sacrifice for aham
And she disciplines me! She disciplines me real good... five times a day! With bricks! And a pillowcase...