Master of horror they call him .. Master Baker I call him.

Actually this not true , Clive barker came up with some good shit during his life , movie making wasn't one of those but still the man deserves them kudos and Kuddies, he has worked with some talented folks like Neil Gaiman and the whole crew of the terrifying game: Undying .

Hellraiser or "Hellbound Heart" as the story it was based on goes isn't lacking plot holes it also isn't lacking cheezy dialogues and bad 80s hair cuts.. but them bad 80s hair cuts and cheezeness not always bad, although in this case they're.

Q.What's your pleasure?
A Jesus Wept!
-Getting lost allready?

To answer the popular question , a question which is the reason for those people seeking advice in reviews, "Is there anything good about it and is it worths my time" they ask, my answer would be "Defiantly duder, Go for it" at time of it's release, perhaps half dozen years later ; even.

But my answer now is that it might have special interest in the mind of those fans of freakish mutilated beings , tortured souls they now call them.

I watched both of the flicks , in raw , relatively long time ago , and at time I had no special interest, it must've shocked me and hiddin' in memory ever since anyway-- causing me to do all the things I don't want to.

You probably just noticed the quantity of personal references so far .. all the "I" and "Me" this not megalomania .. fuck no thank you kindly, this is Love.. (khe khe)

Allright shall stop the sillyness and tell you the truth , The first paragraph of this review was written prior to rewatching the second part of hellraiser and since I had alot more to compare the whole first part with I got a bit lost ( poor me ), some might find it too complicated to explain but not me , I'm different , fuck your miscalculations ; I truly understand the meaning of:

"Dear King Pope-President Saint-Satan
Nature-Nurture DNA-Zeitgeist or
whomever it may concern:

Please undo whatever you've done.

And (thereby) deliver me from this
(constant) pain.


-- Yours, etc."

Do you?

I Once wrote a review to tank girl and it had pictures and those Teenage Mutant Ninja Kangeroos too, what a shame god killed it.

The First installment is what started it all and the problem is that you can't neither love it or hate it , it's such a mixed bag that you'll feel as if you've found a wormed pizza that still has some good parts you can bite , if you really want to afcorse.

It features some very cool thrilling scenes that at time weren't used before and got groovy animation makeup and other visual effect and even with it's brief original plot it's still very lacking.

About Part Duex Hellbound , Common folks this shit has more plot holes than ma' Iraqi Citizens, it sure has nice visuals and some nice ambient feeling to it, almost none of the dialog is cheezy from the first one and know what it even has more H.P Lovecraft depth into it , more cool characters and nice happening and even tho it was directed by who later established contacts with Power Rangers productions it's a better movie than the first one , more stunning one at least.

Together i believe they compencate on each other and perhaps they might scare some or make them tremble , but the whole setting is barely entertaining.

If You want something better crafted , as gory and more entertaining watch Re-Animator.

I  knew exactly what they were thinking when they shot the second and I also know that flicks like these make me dream of fluffy pets , pets that am forced to throw back to the street after I discover how irritatingly noisy n' stinky em motherfuckers are, almost like myself, and this my beloved readers is not a good thing to dream, might traumatize a child you see.. haven't dreamt still after watching the second one so hope there'll be no surprices.