Gangs of New York

Director: Martin Scorsese
Writer: Jay Cocks , Steven Zaillian and Kenneth Lonergan
Review Post Date: 11.2.2003
Starring:
Leonardo DiCaprio , Daniel Day-Lewis , Cameron Diaz, Jim Broadbent ...

Reviewed by Guess who

Scorsese provides us with more entertainment .. When I first watched the trailer for this film about a year ago I didn’t expect it to be such large in scale of sets, the trailer did no justice to the epic this film turned to be couple of nights ago when I managed to pick my shit together and project it for the nation.

The folks who wrote the screenplay for this Irish bastards heaven deserve a gang bang full or Irish men on them ,and this nothing but a good thing (if they were female).

This no easy to craft such a flick containing so many Irish fools, first you need to train whole army of actors to act like fools and second you need to train one mean mother fucker to exterminate them fools , think this about it.

If Daniel Day-Luis (Bill the Butcher) doesn’t picks some kind of award this year all of you academy film educated idiots should mass-suicide , knowing that your day will never come.. the man fuck’n used half of his facial muscles trough the whole fuckin’ flick n’ pretended he’s missin’ an eye ..not to mention the limb.

Dicaprio outstands himself , even for the standards he set in What's Eating Gilbert Grape and Critters 3 , he's just very goon in playn' poor fools n' retards for this he deserves a medal and a meal at cow's house.

This just a shame that this wasn't released earlier due to bureaucracy , if this was released month after the disaster it could've fill the American hearts with joy.

The soundtrack is excellent ,the cinematography is even better .. this not the casual Scorsese as  summed in Bringing out the Dead ,this different but in the good way.

Rated:
4 sheeps sacrifice for yee
Is this it, priest? The Pope's new army? A few crusty bitches and a handful of rag-tags?