Another part o' Cow Gives opinion based on thoughts he gathered month after watchin' the movie sure late review bu' thac' cuz cow's LA PC died real good and wasn't kickin' until now fo' sendiness.

Fat fuckin' uncles deserve your respect! Do they? Oh yeah, but only if they wear diapers and can kick your ass in Sumo… So lets talk a lil' about Mr. Mike Myers. It seems that much like the Dutch uncle in this flick, everything he touches turns into gold. His monkey like style was first seen in (Wayne's World), supchick :) and since then his Austin Powers one and two were done with the same silly-never-gets-old-style. For those of you who saw the first two flicks the third one will be as "yee" as ever and even a lil' better in a way, although some might disagree cause of the chick that was not as fly as (Elizabeth Hurley) and (Heather Graham), and for some other reasons that we'll bring up later. Back to the chick now, I think that she was pretty good considering she wasn't an actress. The one thing that did bother me about her was the fact that the director or whoever tried to make her look like a chick (she is a chick, but apparently with no boobs, poor she) so bad that they packed her boobs into a push up bra or something, so they were squeezed in there so hard that you could see the veins pumping, damn that was not a pretty sight, bah ! but enough talking about boobs for now. Lets focus on the good things in this part of Austin's Misadventures : first of all we should say that the flick is packed with goodies. Although sometimes it seems that they used things from the two previous films, they didn't (they did) reuse them. Sure some parts looked a lil' old, but hey as long as they make me laugh who gives a pickle. Now, I don’t know if it matters and it probably doesn't, but the plot is similar to the last two chapters in the life of Austin: once again Austin and goes out on an mission to save the world from Dr. Evil and his new partner in crime Goldmember who had an unfortunate melting accident :) His lady friend for the flick is Foxy Cleopatra; she's the one with the squeezed boobies. As always all the uncles are there: Mini Me , Fat Bastard, Number 2 , and many more … For conclusion I'll just say it sure is worth your tugriki, its good entertainment and if you haven't seen the first two flicks you should see that too. Cow gives it five four and a half pigies (but editorial gives it 3 so fuck wha' cow gives cuz he got depict judgment flick wasn't anything special that deserves what it deserves .. if ya rate it 4.5 means no better movies and all better movies are 5 ? gee .. mullholand drive was a betta movie and got only 4 .. 2is held fo' mediacore flicks ,3 is fo' entertainin' once which are average nothin' special all seen befo' ,4 is all yee and original bu' with some faults and 5 is fo' mastapieces o' yeeness). Spank you ladies and gentlemen, spank you very much ;)