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PIGIES VS MOVIES
Well you probably think that all pigies do is being
unpolite , *bwaahin* on things or just abusing pillows ,you're pretty
much right but neee! , Except abusing 'all-they-can' and beein' very
unpolite Pigies sometimes go to The movies and know wha'! they even
review those movies after watching them or pretending they watched and
then reviewing em'.
Going to the movies can be sometimes very harsh for the
pigies , not every day you go out and see so many spooky-but-exotic
things and girls dressed in deep-shiny-purple that spook the shit out
tha' pigies. but someone got to do this tough-nerve-brakin'-skull-crackin'-not-so-too-much-yee-job
and go see the moviessmall.gif) instead of busy yourself.
sometimes when the pigies visit the movies they learn a
thing or two that ya can find useful
anywhere in the Unpolite Beein's life, that for we're here to teach and
pass on the knowlage of the Movies and even lil' more.
here is a list of things you must
pack before you leave home to the movies:
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Pack your all best friends, you'd be needing
them to cover up your unpolitness.
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don't forget your shoes the terrain to the theatre
could be full of un pleasant obstacles such as Pigents ,Funny
guys and
other things you wouldn't like to get run into.
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take a blanket and paint it in the color of the
environment with the gamma of lightnin' outside, camouflage is the
footstone of any pigie's journey to anywhere outside.
Other things you should know while your on your way to
the Movies:
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don't forget where you're headed to ,things you'll see
on your way can sure attract and harvest you but you must resist!
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don't let the atmosphere full you ,outside isn't the
inside of your tree, sure it's messy ,has foodsticle boxes all around and
all all all but it ain't your home and you're not allowed to combust
anything you wish to includin' girls dressed in shiny purple ,kakdillas!
and all all all without personal equipment goes kaput.
Ready to enter the Silver screened hall ? Multipass Q&A
time!:
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Q: Whac' a multipass ? A: ic' a Multi Pass, the lil' thingy which belongs to most pigies and allows
em to enter
anything under anywhere.
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Q: I don't have a Multipass what should i do? A: Sure
try to get one no Multipass no pass at all.
The pigies truly feel their responsibility o'
advising but they won't advise o' what to do when you're inside. just know that you're not alone
inside even if there's noone in the Theatre because ya spooked em all , god will still be there
fighting with/for/againts you no metter how : polite ,impolite ,unpolite ,vicious bastard
,might pirate or evil you're. (sorted by no particular order)
Just catch the reviews would ya ?
To the Movies! comon'!
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