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Q.(geee - watch wha got) Hi there (privetiki) can u
tell me what is pigies religion?
A. Ahhh, wha a question! Ic' not so easy to describe in few words, cause can
miss some important points, but trust me, (if ya've habit to trust
strangers) ic' yeeeeyeest religion I know. Most donutive n' harmless (unless
countn't some thrown o' secon' floo' wives) n' least tellin' ya Wha ToDo (ifn't
kickin' ya ass to force creativity) religion. Lec'try to dig....
First n' main principle will sound as "Lec' yeeeee Foreva'!" . Wha' furtha'
split into local current ones accordin' to personal needings o each pigie.
Othas not as main principles, as reel Main one, obtained o' most frequent
pigies activity n' noticed needings:
1. Pigies supports Donuts Circulation in
nature. Cuz each pigie'll sure share extra Donuts with otha pigies, if
hiddin't em' UndaPilla.
2. If all o sudden Enchanted Symbol with
it's layers o' meanings turns into just shiny-purple princess afta' ya
kissed it - pigies 'll know wha ToDo with. (It's why Wives-throwiness O
Second Floo' ic' fav at leisure n' eva can call it Sacred Ritual).
3. One o most honoured Symbols ic
Pillow. Another one ic' Fork. Same way lessn't honoured bu' moo' secret are:
B-room, Green-Panties, Pyatky, Kosychky n' Bulochky.
4. Pigies're very Jumpative, Pissative,
Assative n' Talkative. N' sometimes eva (ya won't blieve!) Kissative. But
all in em' own Unpolite n' Scarin' Pedestrians way.
5. Pigies have only one Sacrifice in
theyr religion: Ic giving Sheeps for ratings.
Q. are the Pigies Available for
B-day and other Parties?
A. abso-fuck'n-lutely with Sugar on Top and more.
Q. as much as i know o' i am Kakdilla!
lat-relations is Livin' Apart Together what AD&PU and BRMXBE&I-relations are
about?
A. AD&PR stand for :Among Donuts & Pillows UnderDesk
and BRMXBE&I for : Big Red Marked X Between Egypt & Italy)
Q. Could it be I met Fat Ass Valiks and i don't
even know about it?
A. Sure ,you allrdy did.
Q. I'm one helluva o' a charmin' Gal will cow date
me?
A. Sure ,he already does.
Q. Are you guys real or just shitting around ?
A. we are as real as shitting around can be.
Q. Do you live together?
A. We live together apart. (huh got it ?) gee .. poorness ...
Q. I would like to join you , can I?
A. If you got the abilities to ya can .with sugar on top and even
with Privileges , think you can review ,underview ,interview and Propaganda
alot. e-mail the pigies .. but be aware borjozee and beware.
To Be Continued |
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