focus

fOcus! FOcus! fOCUS! Focus! focuS! foCus! fOcuS! FOcus! foCUS! foCuS! fOcUs! FoCus! FOCuS! focUs! fock.........oos! fOcus! FOcus! fOCUS! Focus! focuS! foCus! fOcuS! FOcus! foCUS! foCuS! fOcUs! FoCus! FOCuS! focUs! fock.........oos!

Val

You must always be intoxicated...In order not to feel the horrible burden of Time which breaks your back and bends you down to earth, you must be unremittingly intoxicated. But on what? Wine, poetry, virtue, as you please...And if it should chance that sometimes, on the steps of a palace, on the green grass of a ditch, in the bleak solitude of your room, you wake up and your intoxication has already diminished or disappeared, ask the wind, the wave, the star, the bird, the clock, ask everything that flees, everything that groans, everything that rolls, everything that sings, everything that speaks, ask them what time it is and the wind, the wave, the star, the bird, the clock, will reply: "It’s time to be intoxicated! If you do not wish to be one of the tortured slaves of Time, never be sober; never ever be sober! Use wine, poetry, or virtue, as you please."

-Charles Baudelaire

Val

-Moist and Dry

'The liquid stuff in your eyes is "Vitreous Humor",
The sleazy stuff under your armpit is a "funny Valentine".'

Val

Our beauty-full car is driven by cow trough the dark alleys of a metropolitan maze,  we are late ,we always are, good things come to those who wait and we were going to prove this theory once again , we were the good things and they were awaiting.

Much like the soap factory house in Fight Club this headquarters located on a shady part of town and occupy several floors of a building which I found full of wonder (no secrets), each floors represents another section and there's even a half floor with a bathroom we've visited preparing to contact our recruit agent.

Prior to that we were asked by a tall woman asking of our names, she was standing behind a closed unlocked bar-gate holding a folder , cow's name wasn't in the list but mine was since after the phone call I've made in the morning following an ad in which they offer a wide variety of occupation for the unemployed, involving cow later.

We reached the second floor , we no longer needed the half floor under which we disposed weight and wetted our hands , naturally.

The floor resembled a library fused into an office with several rooms , one room was a reading room blocked with a big window, we were soon approached by a kid dressed up like a little man in his business suit we told him we wanted Jinnee but he told us Jinnee will soon meet us asking if we filled up the questionnaires , we didn't so he hanged us a couple providing us with pencils and showing us a desk in the library , the forms were localized copies of the Myers-Briggs test (or was it The Oxford Capacity Analysis) we rushed to fill them with the ten year old girls on a cowtch nearby starring at us doing their scientology obliged tasks their parents brought them there todo.

Jinee was a spirit driven boyscout-girl-lady, she was head shorter than I and met us sitting near a desk on the corridor leading to her door, the desk was full of merchandise and numerous copies and editions of the same book ,there was also an album with photos capturing various clans' activities and by the time Jinee got to us all of them were randomly misplaced by us looking trough and under them , she looked at the books and told us that it's a mess beginning to put them back to their previous ondesk locations , she told us to wait a minute and by the time she returned all the books were misplaced again since we didn't finish reading , we never do.

Jinee asked me to follow her ,Cow got asked the same from a male version head taller than me Jinee version.

Eye to eye , Bohemian Like You ... those people try their science on you , they actually stare at yer pupils during the whole interview , they also shake your hand every time like real businessmen , they stare with agreement and you've got no choice but to stare back to show them how powerful poor unpowerful et all you're .. we sat down on a cowtch in another room where another library containing mostly copies of the same book was found , it was the show room so a TV screen was in front of the cowtch.

We sat down , she gave me yet another short form asking me to fill it and so I did with my unintentional phonograms answering questions like "what do you think of the state our planet is in" and various questions regarding security clearance to assure I am not a spy .. the form contained few more questions of the same nature I can't recall.

Regarding to world's state I wrote "It won't last." Jinee stared and agreed ,soon she began to explain how many illiterate children there are in the world and how many children quit school and how people destroy themselves with drugs, I told her that I quite school , she asked me where it lead me , I didn't tell her it lead me to crime but whichever I told her was agreeable by her.

Then she began preaching about ho much practical Scientology is , that not like philosophy studies where you've got many diverted opinions you can't use it in your daily life (is because they're diverted?), in scientology apparently there's no diversion and you can not only use it but also use it in your daily life.

I asked Jinee how come that if you hear many opinions you can't use them in your daily life , she said it wasn't about it and that I've got her wrong and so the stares of agreement went on but she couldn't answer..

After that short talk in which some folks passed by us trying not to look starring at me , the fresh meat, Jinee told me that the people there are already interested in me .. she brought on a document which apparently was a contract and asked me to read it and tell her what I don't like about it , I've read it and told her the paragraph in which I am obliged for two and a half years or five is quite bothering .. she explained that she herself is very obliged to her "fruits" and doesn't wants people to leave them after all the education they gained , so if you're quitting you'd have to repay for all the courses they provided you with , I asked her why if I believe in all they're talking about and agree still have to take those courses ,why can't they accept me without those curses doing the work they require , why it's when I want to help them they force themselves onto helping me ? where is the paragraph that mentions what'll happen to me if prior to those 2.5 years the government outlaws the organization finding it an illegal cult?

"A cult , who do you call a cult ?!!!!?" Jinee jumped me ",  "not you" I told her , "you yourself told me you're an individual ..but what if the government , which I believe is a cult itself will find you dangerous to them as their competition and decide to shut you?"

She smiled finding it quite hard to look in my eyes anymore after I've been a disgrace to the firm , the waves of agreement dropped flat , the waves of unagreement scratched the top and Jinee began to advocate;"We don't operate on paranoia, on what might happen in the future" .. that was such a contrary that almost made me burst in laugh while she was trying to decide if continue staring at me , "Well you're attempt to tie people to you for two and half years seems quite paranoiac to me" she didn't answer hinting something reminding of  that's what YOU think" not trying to argue.

Since there no longer was agreement , there was a movie.

They (the individuals of the religious noncult) seem to present themselves as a very-logical-undriven-by-panic-"Religion" .. The term 'Religion' given to cow by their representives' definition is a gathering of people who share something in common; After the interview (of me by her or wise versa) this recruiting girl puts on a promotional DVD, having difficulties to operate the advance technology TV and DVD represent ,whispering to herself something like "Motherfucker" out of frustration, after several advices from passing by coed she manages to get it running , the footage begins to the same theme music of Patrick Swazeys' "Love - Fear" thing in Donnie Darko followed by a very similar complaining of unhappy about their "pre-scientology [love...fear]" lives people .. and soon after it moves on into subconscious mind theories and at it's peak you're gone.

Unlike the self-proclaimed-princess-smelling-beauties the raeliens are ; neither of the scientology people were *traditionally* 'good lookin' .. I can recall that everybody were was of felt they were 'midgets' ,'giants' or 'fatties' and although when my hope for beauties was lost I've noticed on the wall a group photo containing whom looked quite a beauty cow says but this beauty probably has a problem with the size o' his genetelia or lacking a princess smell or the likes of it :0'

From what i've experianced the scientologists are no good people dressing up in funny costumes, their costumes aren't even funny , they're Businessmen and I don't know how they can save the world.

Ohh well they've got Tom Cruise maybe , but the Raeliens got the Eric Stoltz lookin' Jesus Christ Super star: Glenn Carter .. so it's a tough choice.

Perhaps cow has something to add since his experience has been lil' different than mine and he even got to ask about some brain wave monitoring devices... but for more about that ya'll have to ask him.

Val

#1 bio-physical experiment
Required: any sound processing device a sound card or a guitar effect box should do , a pare of headphones and a microphone.
Set a reverberating device to simulate some reverbfull environment ,put the subject in headphones .

reverb echo and the bunnymen night ..

#2 bio-physical experiment
Required: shapeable clown balloons , subject o' experiment n' experimenter.
Process: shoving the the balloon half way up to subject's ass testing lung capacity and performance of both the subjects.

#1+2=3 bio-physical experiment
Required: same abused subject from the previous experiments excluding the balloons and including a toilet.
Process: playing variously styled reverted music during the natural anal disposing of materials process hoping to achieve various shapes of maneuvers.
Results: ?

@ECHO OFF
@maneuvers_evasion_module
@pause

lilpigie

Don't you care that I don't care that you don't care about I don't care that you don't care of, dear friend? And I know that you know that I know that you don't care that I don't care about it.. But you know that I do care about what you do care and ever about you don't. I'm not quite sure where we're at right now, but is'nt it Reel Friendship, when I don't care about what you don't care about? Well if you didn't care of - I wouldn't need to care too, because that you know that I do not care if you don't care yourself about what I could've care but wouldn't, if you don't care only! Or is it all different?

Val

From: Mr. Cow

Dear Mr. monkey I've just read your article on de la Pigies...

And ic' important the you understand that i care not if you die or not but care a bit more about losin' licence (just a lil). but what bother me is that you as a friend endanger me all important license because ya wantn't buckle up...

P.S(imaginary)
I Love you monkey!

The undersigned ,Cow.

From: Mr. Monkey

I understand , Love you too dear Cow.

And the article is reflects mostly that .. aslo it reflects that you have to take my choice away and therefore threat me like shit because of enforced evil-undoing-laws,
there's no blame against you there dear friend and to pare your care about losin' license , saying that I don't empathy with your license .. well if you didn't care of loosing you license I wouldn't need to too care at frirst place ...

You should also ask why is that I allow you drive at all if i'm such a good friend when knowing that you're under the influence o' vodkatives ?

Don't you care that I don't care about our very important  license then ; not trying to stop ya from drivining in a condition altough sober still illegal , condition in which you're pulled over your license is over?

You know that I do care about the license , it's all fun n' cookies damn right!

And I know that you know that you can dance if you wanto , you can leave your friends behind , but your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're still friends of mine because probably it was me who poked their eye out or broke their limbs and so do know I that when I break ma' hands you'll brush ma'teeth.

Is it because nobody asks me or because that you know that I do no care? or maybe there's no need to care for you therefore him (me) monkey shouldn't when it comes to vodkatives but should when it comes to belts?

Or is it all different?

The undersigned ,Monkey.

Val

Cow wouldn't allowme to lay on his backseats anymore due to a risk of driving license endangerment by receiving penalty points, a moderate fine and fuck knows what else.

Laws that force you by one way (treating your driving license) or another to threat your friends like shit are the last kind of laws I need , I can threat my friends like shit without them , with such passed laws treating your friends like shit becomes first nature , which isn't fun even if it already is your second-third nature, it just takes away your freedom of choice.

Lets get it rolling: we are all aware of the dangers driving trough a crowded by motor horse carriages street in a carriage yourself any of the fuckers could burst and assasingly hit on your ass whenever it depends on you or not, we also know that seatbelts save lives and thereby improve mortal statistics , backseat belts are as important as those in front due to the fact that you're a missile and might strike and of your front or even side fellow passengers and therefore endanger their lives if not even those outside your carriage.

Lets get it rerolling: we are all aware of the dangers of walking trough a crowded by motor-horse-carriage streets , the carriage bursts berserk looses control, hits a pedestrian or five and if they're lucky they survive with not too much of a brain damage.

Statistics are sure important , and statistically they are more right than left and they do allow to take away the choice from you.

Altough you shouldn't decide for others to live orn't by not seatbelting either front or back .. should you be allowed to decide for yourself in case there isn't a study proving that laying on backseats disjointed from the seatblets endangers the lives of those in the front or 'only'(?) the driving license.

Laws that enforce those driving license owners to deny you from your suicidal urge to let the chips fall when they may and let you choose to die or wave your feet out the window relaxing on the backseat..it is for that we sing "Shit ,threat us like it".

You can feel that your friends are forced to sell your freedom of choice for a driving license which might loop and make you feel like dying stuck at home since you aren't allowed express your "feel like dying" in their cars anymore...

Or you just can pfui on all that and find a place with your friends where they'll let you to take the risk of a Pigiestival!

As the song goes "I believe I am damaged , I believe that I'm wrong , I believe my time ain't long"...

one thing's for sure the days of backseat making out are over, in the deathcar we're alive.

lilpigie

We all are supposed to have friends, wich are supposed (obviously) to have b-days (if they have'nt - they are not friends of mine). Lec'nt deep into what are b-days for 'em happy owners , lec talk about their friends, beloved ourselves. (pleez blamen't me becooz o' strongest humans instinct - egoismo).

What can we do (and what we can't) with 'em b-days - we can be invited (accordingly -un), celebrate, ignore, notice, forget, dig up hidden ones, enjoy, escape, miss, yeeee o' and ruin... Here situation splits and varies. But by performances and executables only, remaining main point the same - another sacrifice to own ego.

And we joyfully presentin' Salty Matrassos, Vodkafull Enemas, ButtPlugs, Huge FatAss Panties, Tshirts with AlwaysWings and other treasures, most useless to poor b-day victim (but who cares?) but giving us sea o' satisfaction.

We got trice more festive time in planning, running, searching and preparing stupidities and imagining jaw-drops, and actually, barely need eva b-day after ideas generated, actions made and powerless of laughin' and proud o self sillyus can't hide happyness.

Ya say, what if we're uninvited (sure, we're!) or ya're on moon and it's impossible to reach b-day on mars? Hey, tell your ego to shut its trap - I'll tellya what we can do with otha's b-days:

We can.... steal 'em! We're unpolite enough. Jumpin' on our friends as usual and startin' our first redwine glass o' evening - we all o' sudden announcin' - hey, common alcoholics! we got the reason! Ic b-day o' Che! - Who the fook is Che? - What difference?! He got b-day! To Che!
...No, it's not all. At all. Everything just begins. Happy lil' crowd switches bars and cafes and to each drink has given meaning: - to Che! - to Che! - (bu still - who is that Che? do you know him? - nea! - oh, but reely, does it matters?! - oh, yeah! yee! to Che!).. Further - more: do we want cake? - hey, bu' it's b-day - is it?! So sure we deserved a cake! And eva with sticked lighters into instead candles (happy lil crowd lays on pillows in next bar, ova'eated cakes and hot chocolate and slowly digesting b-day, plans continue it into pyjamas-party )... So stolen b-day continues by whole lil crowd sittin' pyjamad, deeped feet into one-per-all salt-watered bathtub and raisin' glasses (guess) yes, to-Che! and wonderin' - wow, wha damn yeee b-day got thac fook knows who - Che!

Well, I won't list here all passed events, think it's perfectly enough for illustrate that to celebrate perfect b-day you don't need be invited nor eva b-day hero, but just fact o b-day!
And if ya ever meet Che - pass him our apologizes for stolen and big thanx for such perfect b-day!

Val

"I just want to show you a cleft with garnets in it", said Snufkin,.
"it's not as beautiful as it *can* be of course in this dull light,
but when the sun shines, you ought to see it glittering."
"Are they real garnets?" asked Sniff
"That I don't know," Snufkin answered, "but anyway, they're
beautiful".
He led them up through a wild ravine, silent and deserted in the dim
evening light, and they talked in wispers. Suddenly Snufkin paused.
"Here, " he said softly.
They bent down and looked. At the bottom of a deep narrow cleft
myriads of garnets glowed dimly in the darkness, and Moomintroll
thought of the black space beyond the sky with thousands of comets
glittering in it.
"Oh!," whispered Sniff. "Wonderful! Are they yours?"
"As long as I live here," said Snufkin carelessly. "I'm monarch of all
I suvey. I own the whole earth."
"Do you think I could have some?" asked Sniff wistfully, "I might be
able to buy a yacht with them, or a pair of roller-skates," and when
Snufkin laughed and told him to take what he liked, he immediately
jumped into the cleft and began to climb down. He scraped his nose,
and almost lost his footing, but the thought of the garnets gave him
courage, and, at last, with a deep sigh and paws that trembled a
little, he began to collect the shining stones. The pile grew larger
and larger as he ran, trembling with excitement, further and further
along the cleft.
"Hullo!", shouted Snufkin from the top. "Aren't you coming up soon?
It's getting cold and the dew is beginning to fall."
"In a minute", Sniff shouted back. "There are such a lot left........"
he trailed off, for he had just seen two huge red garnets shining like
eyes, right at the dark end of the cleft.
Suddenly, to his horror, he realised they *were* eyes - eyes that
blinked and moved and came nearer, followed by a scaly body that
rasped coldly on the stones.
Sniff gave one frantic sqeak and ran like mad to the place where he
had come down. Shaking all over he began to clamber up, his paws damp
with fear, whilst below him sounded a soft threatening hiss.
"What's happened?" called Mommintroll, who could hear him coming.
"what's the hurry?"
Sniff didn't answer - he just climbed. An when they pulled him over
the edge at last he collapsed exhausted in a heap.
Moomintroll and Snufkin leaned over the edge of the cliff and looked
down. What they saw was enough to frighten anybody. It was a giant
lizard crouching over a pile of shining garnets, like a hideous dragon
guarding its beautiful treasure.
"Well, strike me pink!" exclaimed Moonintroll
Sniff was sobbing on the ground.
"It's all over now:, said Snufkin. "Don't cry anymore Sniff".
"The garnets," Sniff moaned, "I didn't get a single one."
Snufkin sat down beside him and said kindly: "I know. But that's how
it is when you start wanting to *have* things. I just *look* at them,
and when I go away, I carry them in my mind. Then my hands are always
free, because I don't have to carry a suitcase."

-Tove Jansson

lilpigies

 helloo

lil'pigies: o'!

???

lil'pigies: do you know na ?

no

lil'pigies: she said she knows you ..

who is she?

lil'pigies: she probably lied that lesbian ..

what is her name?

lil'pigies: names don't matter ..are you a jew?  why would you care anyway ..
she told me you were looking for a wife ..

 yes in some how

helloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricity

"I'm 26 guy
I have at least 30 person in my list , talking in english, but this way of typing I didn't see it, that's all
...
all of them are females"

why u don't shave ur legs? do u want a help? ;-)
are u so feminine?

lil'pigies: what's your definition for feminine ?
a dyke ?!
you called me a dyke !?

I don't know what dyke means

lil'pigies: with all the 30 females in your list you haven't seen a dyke ?!

helloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricity

"if u don't want to talk about something, better say I don't want to talk, better than to lie"

lil'pigies: allright so i am (not) going to lie .. there's a three headed monkey behind you !

so are you from "Puerto Rico" or not?

lil'pigies: orn't!

what????

lil'pigies: whatn't.

all my life I didn't see " what,'t" what is that?

lil'pigies: it was "whatn't." wasn't it ..?
how come you've got such a big list of friends ?

helloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricity

"I lie on my enimy only"

lil'pigies: you never lie ?

I lie sometimes, but not in chats

lil'pigies: why not in chats ?

because I need friends in chats, no need to lie

lil'pigies: just following your logic ; maybe if you stopped lying not in chats you'de also have  friends outside them?
 

I'm lonely because I don't have real girlfriend these days

lil'pigies:  if you haven't got a real one you've got an imaginary at least ?

but not always imaginary, we use webcams too sometimes

lil'pigies: you show them your pride on cam ?

my pride? what is that means?

lil'pigies: you don't know what your pride is ?

do u mean my dick? ;-)

lil'pigies: hey if that's your pride , pride it's

I don't know the word "pride" , I'm not that good in english

*first the pride is an obvious dick and now it's "I don't know the word" .. comeon!

 well, if u mean my dick, yes I show my dick, but when the girl show me too ;-)

lil'pigies: her dick?
 ..how many of those so called enemies you've got...?

helloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricity

"I talk Arabic"

lil'pigies: are you from egypt ?

no

lil'pigies: would it bother you if i was a jew ?

no, but if u are israeli, it may bother me
are you?

lil'pigies: sure I am

israeli???

lil'pigies: your enemy ?.. you can start lying now !

yes it is my enemy, I hate the government, and most of the people who are against arabs, are my enemy
no need for lieng

lil'pigies: i guess the bastards hate you back .. n' that's a shame ..
why are they against the arabs ?
probably because it's good to be a jew and belong isn't it ?

well, tell me who u are first

lil'pigies: i am an israeli girl !
and i am against arabs or jews or whoever feels belonging to whichever group/country and goes to fights other countries ..

well, confusing that you are against jews??

lil'pigies: why so confusing ?
if i was born here or live here i must support jews of natural selection ??

no, where do u live?

lil'pigies: in tel aviv
how do jews grow hate arabs dear uncle and how arabs grow hate jews that hate arabs ?

dear uncle??

lil'pigies: aren't you old enough to be my uncle ?

you know the history, and I rather not talk about it

lil'pigies: no i don't know no history i skipped third grade so known't even biology , philosophy nothing!
teachme ! the process of how jews growup and arabs growup to hate each other ..

well, in one line, israelis must not come to Palestine
they came here during the years 1917-1919

lil'pigies: becouse they're jews and uninvited ?

no body invite them
but arabs welcome them
many of them make jews sleep in their houses

lil'pigies: very even generous of them!

then, israelis made aramy, and began to stole and buy lands

lil'pigies: steal you mean?

yes

lil'pigies: ohh that's horror ..

kill people, taking thier villages

lil'pigies: wait a minute .. they stole and bought ?
why didn't they just steal all the way?!

Palestinian havn't had guns or army...
first period, they bought to live, after they got guns, they began to steal , confiscating lands and houses , farms and I think u hear other things about it

lil'pigies: those were my predecessors ?!
what a horror !
almost what the americans done to the indians but trice more horrible !!

the same or more

lil'pigies: and what about the history before that uncle?
hmf ..doesn't matters lets forget the history before that  ..
how is it exactly related to hate now if everybody of that time died already ? all the horrible people and all the good people who gave others sleep in their houses ?

do u mean before 4000 years?

lil'pigies: i don't know what happened then .. you know ?

well, "israelis" occupied most of the land, since then Palestinians makes groups to fight the "israelis" to liberate Palestine
all the period we were fighting, Palestinians alone, no body help them , less weapons, but "israelis" had the support of U.K at the biggining, then the USA

lil'pigies: maybe it's because i don't know history is why i don't hate arabs or jews but just don't like any of them becouse know they know history better than i do ? and that all becouse israelis knew their history and arabs knew theirs ?

yes
u r still 17, it's not good to bother yourself with these things and politics, u have to enjoy ur life

lil'pigies: but they knew only partial history didn't they ?
they knew the history they wanted to know .. not the history that they wanted to forget ?

we know that "jews" where here before 4000 years, with MOSA,, but there where here also Palestinian living in the country, it wasn't empty

lil'pigies: but 4000 years aren't 90 years at all !

what do u mean??

lil'pigies: i mean there's a difference between ten year history while Michael Jackson was still popular and you could take forks on airplane and wasn't airport security to 50 years where was no Michael Jackson nor airport security to 90 years when were no airports to 4000 years when where no forks ...

oh yes , sure

lil'pigies: you think it's good to be either an arab or a jew ?

Palestinian Arab, for me

lil'pigies: not what's a better choice of who to be .. but if it's good to be any of them at all !

what do u think?

lil'pigies: doesn't matters what i think i'm only 17 !

it's important, u have good brain, and u seems smart

lil'pigies: you haven't seen  it (my brain) ...
but no i don't think it's good to be arab or jew atall ..
you agree ?

ok, but no, I'm glade I'm Palestinian

lil'pigies: so that's your pride !.. to be a palestinian ?

I thought my pride is my cock ;-)

lil'pigies: so your pride is very personal

sure, what is your pride?
I hope your p***y ;-)

lil'pigies: my pride is my armpit

why armpit???

lil'pigies: why palestine? if you weren't a palestinian you had not fight jews and if israelies were unjews they wouldn't have to fight palestinians .. why isn't it good ?! how good is it to be a palestinian terroriesed by israelis ?!
or vice versa ?

I don't know what do u mean, sorry

lil'pigies: let me rephrase ..
if you could choose to be neither none of us/them not palestinian and not israely.. would you be ?

well, who knows, I don't know really
I propably live as I'm, and try to help Palestinains

lil'pigies: help them in what ?

in thier freedom fighting against "israelis" to get thier freedom State

lil'pigies: do you believe that if you help palestinian you're a palestian.. so whoever you'll be you're still palestinian in pride .. and same for israel who helps israel is israeli .. doesn't he ?

yes
or we call them pro-palestinians or pro-israelis
I know jews helping palestinians, so they are pro-palestinains
but the Palestinians who helped the "israelis" , we call them spys

but we have to stop talking about it now, and talk about anythign else, I think

lil'pigies:  what i asked about not being an israely or palestinian is if you could choose not to be an israely harassing palestinians and not a palestinian fucked by israel would you choose not to be? please just answer this one question ! :)
and here to israelis who support palestinians we called "Mashtapim!"
n' there's moomins cartoon and it has "Shmantapim!"

ooh I didn't know that

lil'pigies: your (our) spies (whom we call shmantapim and those that help you) are those that bring you food !
what do your spies do ??

how do they bring us food???

lil'pigies: ohh wait .. they never reach you ??
right that's because they're stopped by border patrols !!

hahahah
my name Ra'ed

lil'pigies: it's almost as rael !
you know rael ?

are you really 17?

lil'pigies: really !

 I hear of it

lil'pigies: what you think rael does is good or bad ?

I don't know him

lil'pigies:  but you heared of what he does ?

I've heared of the name only, what is his ful name?

lil'pigies: he's a french/canadian comedian
http://www.rael.org/
if who we call spies try to protect you of our evil forces .. what do those you call spies do ?

they tell "israelis" where the leaders hide, to kill them

lil'pigies: why would they do such a horrible thing to kill leaders of goverment ?! what do they think they're doing ??!
they do it for greed and money those spies don't they ?

they do it for money, very sad anyway

lil'pigies: only money ?!
how much they get payed ?
you know who seen them get money from israel government? you tell me who gave it and i'll tell my ex-boyfriend who's a criminal to kill who gave this money to spy so we can kill leaders of freedom fighters !
i might go sleep now

who gave what??

lil'pigies: money to to kill leaders of freedom fighters !
hey but if crime fighters fight crime and firefighters fight fire what do freedom fighters fight ?

officers in the "israeli" army
are you sleepy?

lil'pigies: yes i've got invited to military tests tomorow but i will tell them i don't want to go millitary !!

I'm glade you will not go to the militery

lil'pigies: yes and if they want me go to jail i'll piss on them !

:-* you are great

helloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricity

"I don't want wife yet for the real life, I may need her in the net"

lil'pigies: do you believe in having sex before marriage ?

yes, I did it, do u?

lil'pigies: did !
but if you believe that sex before mariage is good how do you believe and support palestinian leaders that say it's bad ?!
they say god knows what's good and fight for good of god and this ungood they fight is sex before marriage !

hahaha, it's personaly matter, and I don't support leaders
I fight peacfully against the occupation
it's thier problem

lil'pigies: so you fight against god ?!

oh no, I believe in God

lil'pigies: so what for the sex before the marriage ?!

but I;m not so religous

lil'pigies: you believe in the god that aproves sex before marriage right ?

God is thing, and sex is another thing

lil'pigies: they're different things , but .. one restricts another !

yes, not for me personaly

lil'pigies: for who personally then ?
you believe in the god that says sex before marriage is a must ?
and in the different god that says fight for who occupied your ancestors land ?

hahaha forget about it
there is one God
and I'm fighing because it's my land, not because God said so, as they say

lil'pigies: who told you ?
those who told you that you shouldn't have sex before marriage ?!

no body told me
I wanted to do it, and I did it, for my plesure
and it's not a must

lil'pigies: but it's better to have don't it ?

yes, to know what to do ;-)
do u like it?

lil'pigies: afcorse i do

do u have bf these days?
do u have sex with him?

lil'pigies: that's not your personal matter ; but sure .. we fuck every day and night ..

haha,it's not

lil'pigies: but not tonight because i have to wake and with him i can't sleep.

so u are horny now ;-)

lil'pigies: but what if there'll be no more israelis and those leaders will make sex before marriage illegal ... and you're still a palestinian .. what will you do ?!?!

I will continue my life

lil'pigies: what is a land good for if you can't have sex before marriage on it ?!

from where u got those questions, are you doing an assay????

lil'pigies: i am just a very curious girl with plenty of unused sexual energy to be spend on questions !
why would you want a land in control of leaders that put you in jail for sex before marriage or even worse?!

they don't do that

how do you know they won't do that.. are you psychic ?
don't you see clearly history and even present?
iran ?!

I'm in palestine, not in Iran babe
the Islamic Parties will never be the governmnet here

lil'pigies: aren't they the goverment already and palestine isn't religious and does gods will ?!

no not as any other arabic country

helloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricityhelloo, and sorry, I lost electricity

"you can spend your sexuality in sexy talk.. and acts"

so why u spend it as I told you?? ;-)

lil'pigies: becouse don't tellme what to do !

I'm not telling you, don't speak with me this way
I'm not answering machine

lil'pigies: you are not uncle , don't cry ,got you
and i humbly apologize!

ok?

lil'pigies: are there movie theatres you go to in palestine?

I don't follow movies in theatres
I'm too busy
I watch TV

*too busy with what?

lil'pigies: do they show erotics on your tv?

no they don't show

lil'pigies: why not ?
i like erotics on tv!
you think the future they'll show ?

maybe, who knows
I like it too, I see it in the satalite
they stoped showing erotic in israeli TV too
(somebody's getting jelous)

lil'pigies: ohh boy me and my boyfriend watch so much erotics on tv (here in israel)!!
have you got Yes ?
or even Channel 4 movies ?
almost every night they show such great erotics at night and only they say they don't becouse no more playboy channel .. but me and boyfriend almost always see erotics when turn tv at night !

waw great
I download some clips on PC

lil'pigies: so really you should hope they show erotics soon on tv there becouse otherwise it's not a country i want live in!

haha, we can rent in video

lil'pigies: but tv is better than video quality !
and go rent is like not being normal !!!
and if on tv is all fun and cookies and erotics with boyfriend and needn't bother go for videos!

I see

lil'pigies: and sometimes we watch erotic on tv in day too !
they show barbarela and nude pussies all time on TV here!
can you get our tv there ?

no I can't really

il'pigies: you think will can someday ?

ooh cool do u like to watch pussies too?

lil'pigies: yeah but not when they're too striped

have u been with girs before? ;-)

lil'pigies: almost all my friends are girls ! with them?!

so u make sex with them??

lil'pigies: only kissed n' bathed togeher ! and occasionally we gave each other handjobs

ooowwww try to lick a pussy, it's so great ;-)

lil'pigies: you have a house ?

yes, do u think I'm in the street now?

lil'pigies: no but is it a house or an apartment ..

house

lil'pigies: big ?

it's ok

lil'pigies: perfectly O.K ?  can you have parties ?

yes
do u want to come visit me?

lil'pigies: want! but .. i'm israeli and i can get kidnaped or killed by palestinians or by my country people who'l think i'm a spy! and anyway but you don't have erotics on tv !
do you have woman showing ass and bellybuttons on streets ?:))

yes sometimes, in the parties,
my women get naked for me, in thier webcams

lil'pigies: when you'll have more land you'll be able do more parites !!! and maybe you can make your own erotic channel with your webcam !

if u want to come here, I can get you, nobody will say anything to u

lil'pigies: but do you ever have drugs in your parties ?:)
i like drugs !

we don't have drugs here
we drink only

lil'pigies: why ?!

we don't like it

lil'pigies: can't you get drugs ?!
soon we won't be able get drugs here too and i'll leave country then !

haha why??

lil'pigies: you ever tried ?!
drugs make your brain grow !

I'm against it

lil'pigies: they make you see and talk to trees and god !

and u will adect on them, so if they stopped you will feel bad

lil'pigies: no you don't !!
who told you ?!

I know, I studied abouty it
I'm food technician
u said, u will leave the country if it stopped, yes u will, u can't stop it

lil'pigies: doesn't alcahol makes you addict and feel bad after too ?!

not when u take small amount
*Sure everybody use drugs in large amounts

lil'pigies: i will leave country becouse i won't be able to talk to trees and god anymore !!

I don't get drunk
I drink little
and it makes u feel more hornier

lil'pigies: drugs make me so horny !!!
and when i had sex with my boyfriend i felt like i had sex seven times with seven people with seven orgasms!

yes I know that, maybe this is the great thing

lil'pigies: can you get drugs ?

yes if I want

lil'pigies: so if i promise to come to a party you promise get good drugs just for me to talk with your trees and maybe they're different than jewish ones ?

believe me all trees are palestinains,, anyway, I can get you if u want
but I will take advantage of u, u have to be careful ;-)
 

lil'pigies: ohh yeah with drugs i'm trice more dangerous so you beware !
and i won't get pregnant too !

so sexy

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