Val

The Pigies: Are you intending, at time you will have the scientific facts (directly from the Elohim when they arrive or trough rael as a messenger ), proving the negative of Victor Zammit's theory , to take his challenge ( http://www.victorzammit.com/challenge.html ) and use the one million US dollars as a contribution to all of us and progression of the human race and animals too?

Glenn Carter (British Raelian Movement): With the greatest respect I Have no thought about Victor Zammit and his One
million... I care less than nothing about this challenge or any other, It is
pure Vanity in my view.

When the Elohim Come they will share there knowledge with humanity and this
will be between now and 2035... that is my focus, not other unimportant
issues.... If you are taken so much with Victor Zammit and the theories
espoused on his web-site, Great! be happy ... you will know who is
correct within your lifetime, If you are under a certain age... Meanwhile I
suggest that you read RAEL's book/s then you will know what the Raelian
position is all about.… That way when the Elohim Come you will not be kicking
yourself for not bothering to research......after reading comprehensively
then you feel that it is not for you then you have only gained...

The Pigies: Thank you for your reply.

Val

"Interestingly enough it was against 'Scientific facts' when 29 years ago RAEL stated that it would take only one cell from a human being to recreate an identical copy through Cloning.... The science of the day stated that, that was a stupid Idea as it would take many healthy cells from a damaged single organ to stimulate it into re growing... Wrong... Rael was totally correct ... so your statement is of no concern at all.… "
-Glenn Carter (British Raelian Movement)

"and please do not generalise. … it shows a lack of intellect"
-Glenn Carter (British Raelian Movement)

"As RAEL said, One can only feel infinity one cannot conceive of it... "
-Glenn Carter (British Raelian Movement)

Raelian statement so far : We believe only in science (the part of it we choose to believe in),The science we haven't got no objective evidence of yet and that the aliens will bring us in the next 30 years or so.

Val

From: Dmitry Porubleov (Russian Raelien representive)
Sent: Friday, February 07, 2003 19:43
Subject: Stay aloof

Don't bother me with your foolish shit anymore....

From The Pigies

When one uses insults, profanity or loses control emotionally in a claimed quest to enlighten ones adversary, it shows without doubt that the actual quest is one of Vanity.

Val

We shall skip some previous correspondence  to which we will return in time.

From: GLENNCARTER3@aol.com
Sent: Monday, February 10, 2003 18:26

Dear Val,

I am afraid I find your comments immensely amusing.... I disagree with you and I would be happy to stand alone with my belief in any arena, yet you feel comfortable in stating that I have some sort of mental weakness, in your assertion that I am brainwashed.  A) ignoring the fact that brainwashing is without question impossible    And    B) You and I have never met, which leads me to call your attention to one simple fact.  Any assertion without knowledge of ones subject is absolutely ignorant ... I would suggest the 'brainwashed' are those who stand by establishment ideas,... Yes,... YOU...  Establishment, even in your rebellion.…

(I give you this info in order to save you some time)....New Raelian's are encouraged to research other avenues extensively when first discovering the message....This is in order to not have individuals of blind faith in our religion... I feel sure that this is why you are frustrated in you quest to 'stir us up'...most, if not all of us have already researched your suggested web-sites and many other philosophies extensively (unlike yourself who appear to advocate only one source) ... feel free to believe what you want... I would suggest that it is only a brainwashed person who would not happily allow others to do the same...

(If you permit me, a friendly word of advice)... When one uses insults, profanity or loses control emotionally in a claimed quest to enlighten ones adversary, it shows without doubt that the actual quest is one of Vanity, therefor, only the 'Brainwashed' would be stupid enough to fall for it.…

Now please feel free not to bother me again....

Kind Regards...

Glenn Carter,

British Raelian Movement.…

Val

-----Original Message-----
From: Rael admirer
Sent: Monday, February 03, 2003 17:29
To: The@Pigies.com
Subject: Re: [uk3] RE: (no subject)


Go away. ... your babble is boring.…

and now you add a sexual hang up to the obvious emotional ones.…:-))

From Emotional Problemed pigies

Down your street your crying is a well-known sound
Your street is very well known, right here in town
Your town is very famous for the little girl
Whose cries can be heard all around the world.

So fuck'n emotional that I can't spend a night without my (me)edu/(i)cation and the fish that doesn't knows everything.

You poor fool .. If Mr.T didn't have the shoe cancer he has he would've pitied ya ..

One toke over the line poor fool.
Look what elohim done to us ..

Boring statements don't bring up a smile , dr.gonzo does.

Shut yer trap n' watch Cartoons.

Another useless line with dot.

Op anotha.

Val

Are the Evidence of Soul existance ignored by you?
http://www.victorzammit.com/articles/scole1.html

-----Original Message-----
From: International Raelian Movement
Sent: Saturday, January 25, 2003 16:54
To: The Pigies
Cc: rael_org@netvision.net.il; france@rael.org; newzealand@rael.org; uk@rael.org; meridianwoman@rael.org; infocanada@rael.org
Subject: Re: Raelian Movement ? pfff.. why can't you people seek the answers yourself? soul there is ? soul there'sn't?

Dear "The Pigies",

Thanks a lot for your message.

For scientific evidence, we would rather recommend you to read this article:
Electrodes trigger out-of-body experience
http://www.nature.com/nsu/nsu_pf/020916/020916-8.html
(text pasted below)

Please send your further comments and questions ONLY to the Raelian Movement of the country where you live
(see http://www.rael.org/int/english/contact/addresses.htm).

If your country is not listed, please contact us again and tell us where you live.

Kind regards,
INTERNATIONAL RAELIAN MOVEMENT
Space, int. correspondent

From The Pigies

Say Here goes one proving what you haven't bothered to read wrong, 22 evidence left .. ohh and did you read the Scole Experiment outcome ?? ya didn't ,since you already know the one and only "truth".

The scole experiments have nothing to do with out of body experience .. and even if they did:  first you rebate this and then we shall play :
http://www.victorzammit.com/book/chapter16.html

THis no rebate of shit mr. and again you don't bother to go trough all the other evidence and bullshitin' me with experiments I was aware of prior to sending my letters in your direction that partially disclose visions of "Light" caused chemically...

I contacted my residential area cult before several times and received no answer what so ever from them or anyone else, not even of the ignorant manor in which you just replied.

If you bothered to investigate and not base yourself on the usual one angular view or several theories based on non related experiments examining chemical reaction of the brain of astranauts, monkeys with brain electrodes and French-Man translations of the ancient writings.

Best Wishes of all to the Aliens.
-Val

Val

-----Original Message-----
From: GLENNCARTER3@aol.com
Sent: Tuesday, January 21, 2003 17:21
To: The@Pigies.com
Cc: uk@rael.org
Subject: Re: [uk3] RE: (no subject)

Ogle do what it seeks to decide and therefor bothers to become ... light and shade are atoms of distinct odiousness and congratulation of insanity...

From The Pigies

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

You set your mind in motion, Feel no guilt about Echo and the Bunnymen?
-"The eagle never lost so much time as when he submitted to learn fromthe crow.

You say :
"We Fremen have a saying: "God created Arakis to train the faithful." One cannot go against the word of God. "

I Say :
I know aliens , I know the woman who fed them with yougourt and Karamel .. And I know that them aliens rather Yogourt and Caramel in their imaginary Embassy than narrowminded megalomaniac special people with extreamly high learning abilities and Latin knowladge like yourself and your uncle.

Also I say that some just can't con with the truth and simple facts presented to them , those define as insanity anything they can't handle ,but in a very primitive way quoting funny dressed french Man that fraud their lausy punk asses(ts).

Seeya when they graphiti yer Embassy n' piss in yer unyogourt n' uncaramel, Until then cow'll be watchin' you (since he received a Status of a superspy this very morning.)

Val

-----Original Message----- 
From: GLENNCARTER3@aol.com
Sent: Wednesday, January 15, 2003 01:01 
To: The@Pigies.com 
Subject: Re: [uk3] RE: (no subject) 

Dear Non Mouse

Halb... Halb....Halb............................ Translation... Blah Blah Blah... 

Kind Regards

Glenn Carter

British

Raelian Movement.

From The Pigies
Ogo what a complicated indvidual :)

Very typical from someone of your kind of Movement movers to ignore simply presented facts that are "literally" asked to be ignored.

Some distraction in between and wolla them facts become bullshit to you and all yer understanding goes kaput all of sudden with all the deep issues of our harsh times ,knowledge of Latin history and the meaning of sprits.

Simple facts delivered by objective evidence are again n' again ignored. 

Now you tell me if it isn't entertaining when lines that ask you to ingore them and reply a stupid answer get realiesed wih you following a silly plan with the exact expected execution.

I receive an extremely cynical and clever answer from you afterwards with a helluva genius encryption.

Sometimes I doubt if any of human beings deserve to be cloned .. Perhaps Gandhi deserved such a treat but two Gandhi's will do no good ,maybe Brother Terresa.. But two geniuses of your kind would be too much.

 Who the fuck letya answer my question anyway? Ya can't even make the difference between Tampax(tm) n' Always(tm) or coke n' Pepsi...

And if you payed any attention instead of blocking your fucked up head over there wasting your time building a caffetary for them aliens you could call the police who could track me and stop me before it was too late for Echo and the Bunnymen who were hostiges in my kitchen and now are burried in a far away construction yard, Thankya kindly. 

By the Way your imaginary wife called and asked me to tellya to stop fooling around and provide her with cloned children. 

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

Val

-----Original Message-----
From: GLENNCARTER3@aol.com
Sent: Tuesday, January 14, 2003 12:30
To: The@Pigies.com
Cc: uk@rael.org
Subject: Re: [uk3] RE: (no subject)

Dear annonymose

I truly have no Idea what you are talking about...do YOU know.... Your rambling again.... I have only read your opening paragraph and that is as far as I will go until you can explan what 'echo and the bunnymen' or  'your kitchen'  have to do with anything...

Kind Regards

Mr Fancy Education Carter

British Raelian Movement.

From: The@pigies
Sent : Ten minutes after recieved
Subject: same ol' subject

Dear unannonymose
 
I apologize for the inconvenience, Understanding your ideology of not reading something that is not appropriate for your high education. Yhere was malfunction with a mail processing A.I mechanism that randomly generated the letterl I sent you so ,It skipped the first paragraph at once and sent you a letter without it.
 
Since then I kicked my A.I mechanisem and it sent the following letter with an opening statement hope you received it , if not here it goes:
"Dear Raelian Mover ,Perhaps you misunderstood me and replied of difficulties to dig in mess of simple English words lacking the traditional order."
silly A.I huh? ..
 
About my kitchen and Echo and the Bunnymen , This has to do with everything if you knew what I got in my kitchen and who is locked there.
 
Truly yours , no more annonymose
-Valentine F.S Valiks

Val

Moonshine outside rotshine inside ... hot things rot , but only when they're cold.

If  I only  could attach my soul, my choice would be a broomstick , newspapers say:  broomsticked souls attached with no restrain tend to keep one happy , some depressed might tell that  in day like this who needs days  , who needs nights , who needs food , who needs ice , who needs mood , who needs god , who needs needs?
hey salo do you understand ?
We are not like the others man we understand!

In situations where they kidnap your loved ones, cut their ears off and tell you : "You stay alive, baby. Do it for Van Gogh." this means something ,This means that they care.

"You can never really know the size of a person's brain until you have to clean it off the carpet, and let me tell you, Sleepy Joe had quite a brain."

-Ben London (Mad Dog Time)

Val

-----Original Message-----
From: GLENNCARTER3@aol.com
Sent: Sunday, January 12, 2003 23:34
To: The@Pigies.com
Cc: uk@rael.org
Subject: (no subject)

Dear Val,

In amongst your bazaar ramblings I find a vaguely coherent question. ...
here is your answer...

As you appear to have gathered Raelian's do not believe in the existence of the soul or Spirit as the root of the Idea is so easily traced historically back to the point where the Idea began.

The spirit is a concept who's etymology we will trace so as to better understand it's meaning. The word Spirit comes from the Latin 'Spirare'' which means 'to breath'' and the word 'Soul'' coming from same root as the French word'' Soufflé'' also meaning Breath.  We can analyse the exact composition of the human body, then mix together all the chemical constituents, but we will not obtain a living being for all of that. Something will be missing....

Rather like taking the component parts of a watch and shaking them up together in a bag for one billion years would not produce a working time piece. There has to be a plan.

This plan is the Genetic code, which means that by assembling a minute quantity of matter to form the first cell containing a cellular plan, we
would consider that person is in fact almost complete. ... the first cell would use the matter we give it as food to multiply in two then four then eight and so on following a precise plan until all the  information
contained in the genetic specification have been met Each and every living being possesses a genetic code, which differs according to the species, or depending on the individuals belonging to the same species.

Even the bible states very clearly that each living being possesses a 'soul'' and not only Man '('But flesh with it's soul, that is it's blood...... Surely I will require an account of your life's blood: from every beast I will require it.......Leviticus17:11)    So not only Man has a 'Soul'' ?....'('Since the soul of a living body is in it's blood'' Leviticus9:4and5)

Therefor there is not an ethereal soul flying gracefully from the body after death, but there is the genetic code which is the personality of each individual...

(Italics-excerpts from 'Lets Welcome Our Fathers From Space'' RAEL.)  

There are the answers to the most frequently asked questions, plus a part of the original message from the ELOHIM that was to be withheld for three years Published in 'Lets Welcome Our Fathers From Space'' RAEL. It is a fantastic addition to the original book 'The Message Given By Extra-Terrestrials''.

Kind Regards

Glenn Carter

British Raelian Movement

From:  The Pigies
To:  GLENNCARTER3@aol.com
Date:  01/13/03 10:09:41
Subject:  RE: (no subject)

Dear Raelian Mover,

Perhaps you misunderstood my question built of simple English words in not too traditional order that you had trouble to dig in the mess of and decode it's target an meaning.

Perhaps you didn't and therefore replied which I am thankful for ,being aware of all the press overload you're involved in these days of our fathers flutter ,mothers dread , cloned babies and 'Echo and the Bunnymen' reunion in my kitchen.

As it seems to me ,you sure bothered "not to bother", in your reply knowing all the answers without priory analyzing the question you stated and quoted nothing resembling objective evidence , this without providing them at least with additional theories of yours and comments for the quoted , All maybe sounds as a good Sci-fi my friend ,And Good imagination means everything to me really, maybe those are your dreams which you follow what would make me to respect you and pay a visit to your bathroom ,bringing gifts for xmas and bubblegum sixpacks for your birthday , as dreams go : they ignore reality but without them we can't make it in our lives but becoming cruel and cold.

Unfortunately to curious me ,what you did quote was mythology , I don't know how long it took to Rael to find what he needed to quote from the ancient writings and history to fit into his "The Whole truth and answers" book which you live by and preach for others to read, the book sure might be providing us with some nice theories  involving Latin/French history and of how Indians (AKA Native Americans, Red Right Hands ,endangered species ..eg..) believed that soul leaves humans body their belief approved by seeing steam casting from the wounds under low temperatures of the snowy winter," In AM-eee-rica the beautiful..".

Who said only man has soul or spirts?
Woman has too, if you ask them they'll share!

But really ,with no fooling around at once dear friend, thankya kindly can't you even try to open your mind , live without searching for better "Truth"? Realizing that there's such a thing called Energy and that this so called spiritual energy could contain your consciousness  and this of other life forms such as bubliki holes?

How can you ignore Something that been proven scientifically and that none can't rebut because it's so fuck'n objective that old ladies poop their big panties and throw the shit onya because they can't handle the truth?

http://www.victorzammit.com/articles/mindbrain.html <- ****ignoreme again , please !!!!! i'm just alil' link boy of a poor family.. ohh mama Mia let me go , let me go!****

http://www.victorzammit.com/challenge.html <- Hey it's me !! I wanto be ignore too for some British cult people providing me no answers!

I agree that I might have used the wrong terms to define the mind/brain debate referring to it as Soul or spirit (Vodka Smirnoff Red Label), Since words are full of meanings and treasures are full of definitions and you can't decode simple question that might be "vulgar bazaar" but follow someone who decoded the bible and you without questioning anything that does looks reasonable and easy to live with to you defending him?

Common is this my answer Mr. fancy education Carter?
Scratchme.

unkind unregards

Unglenn Uncarter

Unbritish Unraelian unmovement
better decode this than reading such  wonderful books with great plans, and have better plans for yourself.
just me poor uneducated Val.


"Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open."

-Lord Thomas Dewar

Val

-----Original Message-----
From: Emmanuel [mailto:infocanada@rael.org]
Sent: Friday, January 03, 2003 04:31
To: The Pigies
Subject: Re: Raelian Movement ? pfff.. why can't you people seek the answers yourself? soul there is ? soul there'sn't?

Hi,
Thank you for your message and your interest.
To give you the best answering, can you tell me please, what is your area?
You are from?
After your reply, I will tranfer your request to the responsible person of your region and she will answer to you shortly.
Fraternally,
Emmanuel

www.rael.org
www.clonaid.com
www.apostasie.org

From: The Pigies [mailto:The@Pigies.com]
Sent: Friday, January 03, 2003 10:10
To: 'Emmanuel'
Subject: RE: Raelian Movement ? pfff.. why can't you people seek the answers yourself? soul there is ? soul there'sn't?

Ahoy There dear Emmanuel , I am a citizen of the Galaxy and my area should have no meaning to you in replying my question ,for I have allready forwaded as probably seen to all the English speaking franchise of yours and one of my current residence.

Since there was no reply from any of them regarding my question and offer to rebate objective evidence your religion is denying ,for at least feel better with themselves knowing they are misled by a false leader or are cheating themselves and not following an ignorant lifestyle.

Also I would like to know if all of your "Personal responsible" are "She" ?:)

I apologize if you can't reply due Linguistic reasons ,but if the language is not the problem ,I Would really like to hear some thoughts and feedback from yourself regarding the issue.

Best Wishes of All n' All
-Val

Val

She was Cute, I was Mute.

"The clue to some of water's strange behavior lies with the hydrogen atom, which has only one electron to share with any other atom with which it combines. When it joins with oxygen to form molecules of water, each hydrogen atom is balanced between two oxygen atoms in what is called the "hydrogen bond"; but having only one electron to offer, the hydrogen atom can be attached firmly on only one side, so the bond is a weak one. Its strength is 10 per cent of that of most ordinary chemical bonds, so for water to exist at all, there have to be lot of bands to hold it together. Liquid water is so intricately laced that it is almost a continuous structure, and one worker has gone so far as to describe a glass of water as a single molecule. Ice is even more regular, and forms the most perfectly bonded hydrogen structure known. Its crystalline pattern is so very precise that it seems to persist into the liquid state, and though it looks clear, water contains short-lived regions of ice crystals that form and melt many millions of times every second. It is as though liquid water remembers the form of the ice from which it came by repeating the formula over and over again to itself, ready to change back again at a moment's notice. If one could take a photograph with a short enough exposure, it would probably show icelike areas even in a glass of hot water. "

-Lyall Watson

Dreams are like water?
Fusion Anomaly

Val

From: The Pigies [The@Pigies.com]
To: 'int.hq@rael.org'; 'rael_org@netvision.net.il'; 'france@rael.org'; 'newzealand@rael.org'; 'uk@rael.org'; 'meridianwoman@rael.org'; 'infocanada@rael.org'
Cc: 'victor@victorzammit.com'; 'na@pigies.com'; 'maelcum@kosmic.org'
Subject: RE: Raelian Movement ? pfff.. why can't you people seek the answers yourself? soul there is ? soul there'sn't?

Dear Meridian Woman and the Rest of the Raelian Sect ninjas,
Thank you for the template reply , I know you get lots of Traffic and email now with the Cloned blue-eyed ninja Baby Publicity (trick Perhaps ?) well I would be skeptical about this until will be provided with more information that is seems getting delayed over there with a very strange monitoring of such an extraordinary breakthrough , maybe this got no much meaning of the movement or you folks just not rushing anywhere and keeping tension(and Headlines).. still naivly hope this is true and I can create my own replicant to abuse more pedestrians and eat more yogurt and karamel shared by women.

Shame-ly I would have to say that you didn't get any Answer to my questions I couldn't already find on your website, all you mentioned in the last letter was sure addressed to many of the issues you get mail about.

My direction was the demoralization of idea and close mind-ness of yours following a religion which might have good principles as any other modern religions that survived have , based again on one spiritual leader that is in the current case not even providing any objective evidence but those provided in ancient writings to base the fellowship on of these not even trying to question him since it's best for their interests, a leader that is disputed and disputed to various approaches and translations brought by imagination and psychological analyzing of the human kind.

The Question I Addressed Was : that there's a one major flaw in your religion and this non existence of a soul , a conscience of a human being operating not materialistically.

And I am Quoting again a paragraph from Real's preaching : "There is no soul, but there is a marvelous genetic program
The first humans, our ancestors, were created scientifically by voluntary genetic manipulations, desired by humans from another planet. Our essence is by no means divine."
I have no idea what Rael has based it on. Most the religions at least got it all in account and in vain to cover such flaws that are now days proven.

Tell you the Truth even with all the Sci-Fi mumbo jumbo and some of simple logical understanding of what the modern world should follow your religion is much more inferior than Buddhism is , which by itself much more complete and partly undisputable for there been provided more objective evidence lacking the flaws your has.

Now if you would bother to follow the link to http://www.victorzammit.com/challenge.html you would have found an opportunity to increase the budget for your embassy building in one Million Dollars - Taxes.

The money is not an issue there anyway since I know you have Buck'a'Plenty , the Issue is how can you feel good with yourself knowing that you're preached for partially false directions ignoring facts.

How can you follow a religion that if even if it is truly based on a contact with Extraterrestrials doesn't tells you the truth or proves anything but the horrible conditions we as human beings got ourself in?

rebut.

I didn't even bother to write something clean knowing that the answers I would first receive will be unbothered , and seems what i got was the standard "Buy the Book it has converted many" (sheeps)..

Again my faith is low but I hope for more a reasonable reply from you folks,who seem at least remotely somewhere less cowardish and even seem widely open minded just with another false leader who's cheated by aliens or is using lies ,even if they're white.

Best Wishes of all to all of you people..

-Val

Val

Hey duriks Ic'a Me here and so is the new year , I got a shoe to ship and if you want you can shoe it on the back left leg of your personal sheep.. We gathered here tonight to sleep so take shoes before you take a breath deep and forget that we gathered to sleep.

guest  (gu-est'e)
n.

One who is a recipient of hospitality at the home or table (or under it) of another.

In my wide experience of rolling on floors and visiting birthday celebration I learned things I'm most certain in the world about : playing with booze'n' fire can keep another homeless and that you should never but never let them fool you ,providing with free snacks and drinks , them drinks appear free of charge but the Truth is that they always involve sexual exploitation I tellya ..that for feel free to redirect the snacks and the drinks and the sexual exploitation to me thankya kindly this packed in a nice box padded with pillows would make cow very happy.

You always need a companion to push your sledge ,while you promise him to push his when you're finished ,planning to break a rib or two while enjoying the velocity before it's your turn to push. (especially if futballisto legged Nadykas pushin' fastish fast n' happy happy joy joy o' sledgin' knowing that you'll dissapoint your companion.)

For the new year we (cow) baked a cake and apparently the subject cake has changed shape , turned green and became a cake-no-more but happyly we got an excuse to use something as a reward for a challenge sillyme decided to put together revelaring the discovery mentioned bellow. image the lack of challenge there was ..of only we didn't loose the icebox password and could keep it all to ourself ..ahh.

Since this was cow's first attempt outside the cheesecake world so sure we forgiven him and decided not to waste penicillin from those needing .. now we put together this challenge for you to earn "Cow Baked" Cake and a brand new colored shoe sprayed either pink or purple, we spray ..you decide.

The Penicillin Challenge : Rules and Regulations

'The challenge' refers to the offer of one 'not a cake' and half pare of shoes half sprayed with the variety of two colors in total divided by two with no colors mixed but in the stomach of the offeror or of the whole Committee throwing the sprays on each other and attempting to spay one's koischky(tm) (kosichkyn't included as the award). The 'offeror' refers to The Pigies who are making the challenge. 'The Committee' refers to a group of pigies expert in cake eating.  'Applicant' refers to a person applying to meet 'the challenge.' Stage One refers to the first stage of the challenge where the applicant explains in clear terms how the applicant is intending to provide the evidence he's not Na or Cow who want free goodies themselves. Stage Two, is the stage where the applicant  becomes the claimant and clearly explains in the English language in academically acceptable format his rebuttal of the content of the image bellow.

Know what the image represents ? contact and report .. you have a chance to get richer by a whole bunch o' cow-baked-caked-penicillin and a whole half pare of shoes , sprayed.

Challenge is Due the first day of the month next with answers revealed and awards shipped ..hey salo! yes you salo wakeup.

Val

Na's Report from zee dark side : Sand Wives ,Drugs n' Rock'n'Roll!

"Vse budut cytramonchyku?"-"All want implants?"
-The Rockstar Dictionary

This is a story of A small holyday'a-town'a on beach called "Palanga" (la Palanga for the French) in this town you'll find'a guest-hows'a n' because it's a towna the house is folkish-style'a with all needad - burgeoisee(Borjoyzee) liviness for the snobbish and popular rich to suppress the poor and the hungry who only require yogurt n' caramel.

This where the story begins and ends , this  where Na jumped and rolled ...

but we will save words :

"So jumped in jumpiness mode (sure, successfuln't cuz fell n' valyalysy ogogo) till left cross dune n' lil bridge o lil riva' floatin' to sea - n' noticed in fog alien-red-lightas again... So sure yelled Aliens!Aliens! n' jumped n' sat to think how to make em know here's Earth n' Humans... Afta lil hummin' decided to leave em' Announcin' Public' Message. So started work n' afta got huge lettas (aboot nadyka tallness) written alon' beach: "Gime eat, Wife!""	"Afta finaly puted jeans on n' moved alon sea back to our kabako direction - bu' moved in special jumpiness mode - silyme told gal' "Stop n' naklonysy!""
"Jumped till stairs up o beach n' fell on stupenky to vodkin' n' take a breath, so silyme wantad buld snowaman o sand. When started layn on puzo - we decided enough o sandmans, lec sandwoma..."	"So we forcad powa, loaded mineral-watha bottle with vodka and left to search problems on beach..."
	Side Singin: Hello, I'm an artist. When I puke it's art. Hello, I'm a lawyer, I haven't got a heart. Hello, I'm a christian. I'm horny all the time. Hello, I'm a criminal and I commit a crime. I was the last Marx brother, the one they'll never know. When the bombs come, run for cover. ‘Til then, just say hello. Hello, I'm a cripple, let's have that parking space. Hello, I'm a poet. I haven't got a face. Hello, I'm Your lover. I hope that Ill be true. Hello, I'm a sailor. I sail the ocean blue. A slip of the lip might sink a ship. Watch out for so and so. Girls think they're Laura Palmer. I still just say hello. -The Beebe Brothers
"Ther I noticed lights-migalkin o plane on sky n' started jumpin ogogo n' wavin arms n' swistin n' yellin Aliens! Aliens! Hey, aliens - we're here!!! We're Humans! H-U-M-A-N-S! Hear me? Ic Earth! N' pointed to fishas n' continoed "Em HUMANS too! Em fi-shi-n'!" N' illustrated all in gestures.."
silyme ymydyetly pulled up shuba n' bent showin' her ass n' told: Now ic Target! Shoot until reach! N' looked throu kolenky n' comandad shootiness "Do targetin' leveye"! "Do targetin' praveye"! Then she finaly shooted me ass afta numerous tryes cuz o shakin' Target n' lessn't shakin Gun

(n' sure take nothing out of context cuz ic' came o' trap as is! directly toya, wouldya believe on her?!)

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Truly yours ..
-Big Shot miniature Che

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