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The Pigies ,Everything you ever wanted to know
about em' and much more
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Project Credits
Project leader: Valentine .S.
Another project Leader: Nadia
Guess wha' Another Another Project Leader: Cow
Here are the Pigie Profiles (not reely Edited by Me ;) sorted from Fat to
Fattest Ass.
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Name: Nadia (AKA: Al'Damned Ali
El-Supchiko Allahed-ButtHead ... (here forgot) Abu-Ali-Ibn-Ass!
,Pocahontas ,The Movie Bringer , La Red-nosed ,The Orange girl who took my
Kidney ,Kakdi'lla!, sure green Panties but a red right handed one, Victim
De La Facion..)
Position: With Sugar on top between Egypt and Italy ,AD&PU
skills:
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1. eating
2. sleeping.
3. eating
4. diggin tunnels
5. diggin tunnels for governement
5. beer-drinkin
6. zzzz-zzzing
7. eatin.
8. yeeeeein
total counted eight (not an average)
(* unnoted by the pigie she also can expertly place TeaBags on Nipples but
she's too shy to tell...)
Dislike: neeeeee!
fav Day: reel monday or Tomorrow.
things to do With Foodsticles when ya'r dead: ahhh - sure, we need
dig a tunnel (see Nr.4 before) and place Ourselves OnTheTop as close to
OnTheTopped Sugar as possible...
Quote: "Lec Yeee Foreva!"
Nadia@pigle.com
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my name is Mr. Dima , aka Cow,
aka D.M.A, aka Dani, aka Mc worker, and lots o' other aka that are not for
you to know :)
Position: Good fuck'n Position
Skills:
I can sell blood ( not necessarily mine own)
i can kill someone for you if you pay me enough.
much like valik i can come visit you at any given time, but unlike valik i
will leave as soon as the food runs out.
i got my psychic skills and thats preaty useful...
i'm a preaty skilled knife thrower.
i can sing you a little song (no i can't)
i can sleep for day and day at a time.
i can sell my brother to slavory
i can do shit related to sport cause i'm preaty athletic fellow....
i got my psychic skills and thats preaty useful
anyway i got some more skills but they are hiding form me right now ...
(cow makes a hellava CheezeCakes !)
Dislikes:I dislike lots o' shit
so ic' gonna take some time ...
I dislike people who dislike people without a good reason.
I dislike chicks with a big asses.
I dislike fat fucks who come to McDonalds order a double Mc, enlarge it
and then take a diet coke to drink. like that will make the difference (ohh
yeah mr.cow? what with those diabetic I say?)
I dislike hairy chicks,
I dislike people that ask stupid questions and then they ask them again
and again and again, till you kick them
I dislike self observed people,
I dislike many people but we wont say their names, cause we don't want to
offend anyone today. sure we do :)
I hate you all!! no, only like half of you or something...
if I offended anyone in this list I can sincerely say ... that I don't
give a fuck ;)
unnote(Conclusion: Cow dislikes me
,although i sure like him and appreciate his friendship to me ,cow's a real friend
which won't sell my equipment but take it for himself. ;)
Fav Day: kiss my ass. (after
short time cow Realized: "my favorite day is my first birth day ... cause
that is the day i had no worries what so ever ... and people gave shit ,
of course i don't really remmber that day, but people told me it was great
.")
Quotes:
"The greatest trick the Devil has ever pooled was to convince the World
that he doesn't excite
"Only birth and death are destiny, all else is choise and consequence"
"Live in the present, remember the past , predict the future"
"It is only when you lose evrything you are free to do anything
"Hard work often pays off in the future, but laziness always pays off now.
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"I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you."
"No matter how badly idiots outnumber you... they are still the idiots!"
"Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of."
no more quotes fo you !
(gee cow has some Silly quotes .. and if
you're about to believe to his Psychic Skills sure don't ! just ignore em'
for they can't be truth as much of the skills he claim to possess but
i must admit he makes hellav'a cheesecakes ..;)
I Like ! ,You Like?
Cow@pigle.com
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Name: Valentine Me name is Smith (aka Val
, V@lik, CtizenV@lik, Fat Ass Valiks , The Man with the Plan , The Bastard
who's sitting on my Floor for last few hours ,Pillow Smoker , Orange Thrower ,
Donut Distributor ,i've got great fuck'n Shoes!!!!!, TriggerV me, Dr.Gonzo
mr.acopolco ,
Pimp (gee where cow gets those ideas?) , The Evil one (cow again) , Silly
me , Coohoo! ,Patataya , Jesus , Santa , 'who are you' and loc' more
i can't rememba' o' ma' reasons, Memento! ..)
Position: underPillow in the
Inside o' my Tree (wantme to draw ya
full-o'-Fingerprint-oiled-by-Donuts-and-other -Oily -things map with a big-fuck'n-very-even-Red-X
markin' the postion o' it?)
Skills:
Kick Cow's Ass (cow isn't aware and won't agree but that's a simple
Fact.),
eat donuts with style,
pointin' all sort o' Firearms at subject in style,
run after Vehicle drivers with a Big fork threatin' their lives,
get Injured in Style (ask cow!),
i am a Huge fan of things noone ever heard of (your Mummy),
foodsicalize,
fake Death,
Charm people to givme free icecream,
i'm good with "The Ladies" (which Cow's does not.),
i listen to somc shit nobody aware o' some call it Christian funky rock ,i
call it The Neverhood,
i can even live in your place for week or two without you bein' aware o'
it,
Diggin' Roads for and against the Government was originally used by
me last year,
Do Drastic shit with Sharp objects toward cow,
completely Nekidly expose myself in any public,
get Multi-pass to anywha',
Take over research Facilities,
Paint anything to orange,
Spill drinks on furniture,
Hide in the Closet,
write Disclaimers in unconventional modes and positions all that on while
drivin',
hide things realy good,
ask wha' day it's people i locked in my bathroom,
draw characters which eventually get to be flowers, teapots ,Buildings,
get scars caused by clos'it while tryn' to take panties out,
make cow to believe i make no profits o' sellin' his blood,
gee i'm realy not skilled writin' Skill lists or anythin' else
too fuck'n complicated is say!...
hunt Sheeps with a Crossbow and make em' Dance the Safety Dance if there's
such dance,
plan,
make people ask me to explain and all kind o' WH questions,
oy oy realy had much o' more skills but lost em' all in fire ...i can
realy do anything that's needed to be done i will fear no evil ,File
walk with me.
Dislikes: first of all i dislike
cow's Visits to my place i mean sure he's polite and all but damn when he
gets in things go Kaput and become Diss-fuck'n-Functional exept this i've
got to hide shit under carpet or cover it with pink Blankets for cow not
to discover ,break , or decide to borrow it .. i know cow comes from
poor family and his Neighborhood worths shit so everytime he comes in i
have to feed him and shit .. that i can live with but damn when he finds
somethin' i hidden he wants to take home, he once like watched Fight Club
and thinks that it's expendable for him to get anything, but i believe he
just can't afford to buy anything ,that for he has almost no equipment ,
... gee.. i like cow , i realy do but i don't like him enough to giveaway
all shit he needs in his place and believe me he needs all the furniture
and all .. well if cow finds anything i'd sure give it to him but not more
than that but if it can kept hidden o' him makes me much more happy ,whyn't
if he can't find it he can't take it...
gee anyway here we go..
i dislike when cow brings me shit he found on the street with a try
to convince me i need it,
i dislike Boats with Swimmin' Pools on em',
i dislike girls overdressed in overShiny Purple,
Faculties,
tunes which loose temp and instead o' goin' Pff Pff Go Pff-Pf
(aha),
numbers made o' 3 chars each higher than xxx (xxx<X),
folks whom Target Cocked Firearms on me,
ma' Couch Abusers,
Citizen Kabuto ,
Government Workers,
bears that're fuckin' with my Honey,
spooky over-Graduate girls (the "Exorcist Director's Cut" kind'a Spooky),
lil' monkeys with bad shoes,
big fuck'n vehicles chasin' me,
unquality Cookies,
and much o' many more...
i don't realy dislike anything and if i do i sure have my reasons ,
anyway my 'really-good-list' gone kaput due ic' clockwork orange combustibility...
fav Day: The Day i found my
License to Kill in the Fridge (it was a Fork) and the day after Breakfast.
Quote:
"by the next mornin' they allready managed to unpack and sure pack
all they could"
-Val (Taken o' unnamed short story by silly me;)
"...My name is not Theodore, it's TED, TED, TED,
T . . . E . . . D . . . . TED . . . . NOT TEDDY, NOT
THEODORE . . . TED . . . . Yes, my mother did me the
service of naming me Theodore and I haven't a clue as to
how you know that because everyone who knows that lives
a long way away from here. Do you have any idea what it's
like to go to school where all the other kids' parents are in
jail doing time for crimes like grand larceny, aggravated
assault, burglary and murder, and you get stuck with a
mother who names you Theodore and dressed you up in
little matching pink outfits with, get this, a little blue bow
fucking tie! Well, I'll tell you what happens. Pretty soon
Theodore becomes "Theo the Thumper," and when Theo
the Thumper gets old enough, he packs his bags and
goes thousands of miles away where he can put the whole
bloody mess behind him. So, if you don't mind, shoot me
now, because no one is going to call me that again. My
name is Ted, okay? Got it? TED!"
hellava' quotin' ...Se' La We' i say ...
Val@Pigies.com
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